Thursday, May 7, 2009

Queen of Pop gets mauled at Flagler College


May 7, 2009. 5:00 a.m.

Pop sensation, Britney Spears was found wounded, on the ground bleeding outside Lewis Hall, the male dorms for the prestigious, private institution Flagler College in Saint Augustine, Florida.

Spears was spotted at the scene of the accident by Flagler College security guard Hector Gonzalez, and there appeared to be bite marks on
her foot. Within seconds of reaching Spears, Gonzalez saw the tail of a rather large reptile, disappear into the bushes outside of Lewis Hal
l. "Omg, omg, an alligator bit my foot!" Said Spears once in the hands of Hector Gonzalez.

At approximately 5:10 a.m., Gonzalez called 911, to better assist Miss Spears and her condition. Around 5:30 a.m., the ambulance arrived at the scene and assisted the world wide superstar. Paramedics treated Spears for the minor bite wounds that covered her size 7 right foot, and she was released.

It was stated that Britney Spears had been visiting a friend in Saint Augustine for the past few days. "I'm so glad she's okay." Said male friend Jake Thomas, whom she was visiting in Lewis Hall just minutes before.
Officer Bubba O'Connor of the Saint Augustine Police Department then escorted Spears and Thomas to her vehicle, to avoid paparazzi, news reporters and die hard fans.

"All I remember was hearing a cry for help near Lewis Hall. Never in a million years would I have expected it to be Britney Spears!" Said Gonzalez. Gonzalez later said that Spears addressed him as "Sir" and was very respectful. "It was the most shocking experience of my life. Finding Britney Spears near a bush outside of Lewis Hall! My children are never going to believe me, ever!"


Spears at the scene of the accident. With Tink, her 10 month old teacup Yorkie.

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